Rockhoppers stories

Sometimes, Rockhopper tells stories to other penguins while he is waddling around Club Penguin, often at the Cove.

The Shark
AT ME ISLAND
I SEE SOMETHING
YE KNOW WHAT IT BE?
IT BE A SHARK!
BIGGER THEN ME SHIP!!!
SO I START SWIMMING!!
I SWIM AROUND THE ISLAND!
A THOUSAND TIMES!!!
I BE MIGHTY FAST!
FASTER THAN THE SHARK!!
HE GET TIRED
AND SWAM AWAY!
I BE THE FASTEST PIRATE!

The Soda Cream
Arrrg!
Ye want a story?
Gather round for a story!
So there I was drinking me cream soda.
I was so thirsty, I drank the whole barrel!
But then I realized something,
I wasn’t drinking cream soda at all!
Do ye know what it was?
It was shampoo!
I was coughing up bubbles for a week.
It was awful!
Learn from ye mistakes!
Always check the label on ye barrel!

The BubbleGum
Another story?!
Okay Mateys.
So there I was on my ship
Sailing the seas with Yarr at my side.
Yarr was chewing bubble gum.
When all of a sudden
Right in my beard,
It was a sticky mess!
I was picking it out for a week.
The end Mateys.
And that's all for Now.